Abbott and Costello versus the Hitlertron of the Daleks

== Abbott and Costello versus the Hitlertron of the Daleks == "Abbott and Costello versus the Hitlertron of the Daleks" does not exist, it was neither written by Alan Titchmarsh or Gaz Top and certainly wasn't authorised by the estate of Terry Nation nor did either Mad Norwegian Press or Obverse Books ever publish it Because who in their right mind would?

Synopsis
Abbott and Costello, through a series of predictably humorous (depending on your standards of humour, this editor for example is more of a Marx Brothers fan) misadventures ended up in a temple in Outer Mongolia repent with Nazi regalia and mysterious vaguely suggestive bumps.